I/we the undersigned do hereby waive any and all rights to seek compensation for any and all damages resulting from, related to, or believed to have any association with any and all product(s) purchased from or acquired in any possible way, or having any relationship to, any and all product(s) associated in any manner whatsoever with Howard’s Day Old Clams.
Furthermore, the undersigned accepts and agrees that any and all products sold, bartered, gifted, or acquired in any possible way by or from Howard’s Day Old Clams, it’s partner companies, affiliates, subsidiaries, or any resident of the planet commonly known as, “Earth”, are by no means considered fit for consumption by neither humans nor animals. Furthermore, these products are not recommended for use in residential or commercial composting activities. Nor should they be introduced into any public or private landfill or sewage system.
In addition, these products should be kept away from open flames and any source of heat including but not limited to: cooking apparatus, campfires, incendiary devices, bright lights, direct or indirect sunlight, or any sort of friction.
In addition, any person or entity who purchases any “seafood” from Howard’s Day Old Clams agrees to refrain from disclosing any and all information regarding to said purchases from any person, commercial entity, or government entity in perpetuity.
By affixing your signature below, the purchaser hereby agrees to all of the terms and conditions outlined above, as well as anything else Howard’s Day Old Clams May decide to add now and in the future.